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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Plea of an MBA aspirant!


Yes! I am an MBA aspirant, so are the other 3 lacs, competing to get into the prestigious colleges of India. But, thorns of desires bring up with them a sharp sword of hard work. The toiling part was normal and ordinary, analogous to previous year; you just need to be ‘the best’. But, this year, things are berserk. I bet, authorities have to define another superlative degree for the word ‘best’. Laudatory thanks to all such events this year which increased our burden to keep a stack of every Scam and Fasting Occasion(s). It’s like mugging facts and figures are next to impossible. I have a question for politicians, social workers, pseudo- social workers and hastily- converted sacrosanct. Why all of a sudden you all got this great idea of creating Impeccable India and writing inexorably in the history books? I mean, come-on, Akbar and Britishers were sufficient enough to occupy our three-fourths of brain. There is no need of Raja, Kalmadi and their infinite amount of scams. I would have presented the actual figures, but unfortunately I can’t remember, so many of them.

The year 2011, was CURSED. Indeed it was! Apart from scams, Indian Cricket Team won the WoldCup after 20 years, Poonam Pandey, price rise figures were dynamic enough to beat Michael Schumacher, US finally duped Osama, Government’s philosophy on Black Money in Swiss Banks, Anna Hazare and his ‘Jan’ Lokpal Bill, following the trend was Narendra Modi and surely will have many more.

I request you all on behalf of every MBA aspirant that we are fed up of mugging the general knowledge part, Mathematics and English were enough to make things next to impossible. We earnestly beseech you all to amass all your plans for the next year.

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